wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

(via theemfsupremebitch)

theussenterprisencc1701:

budweiner:

barebackinq:

barebackinq:

im laughing so hard yesterday we found our front door open twice even though my mom swears she locked it and today she woke up with scratch marks on her chest lmao 

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This is like the beginning to a paranormal activity movie

#why the fuck are you laughing #run for your life

(via slapmytitties)

sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

(via myfriendsareelephants)

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

(via daughteroctober)

k1mkardashian:

ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

(via myfriendsareelephants)

mtvzach:

I am so glad. This poor mother has been battling the evil of anime for months now and I think things are turning around for her.

mtvzach:

I am so glad. This poor mother has been battling the evil of anime for months now and I think things are turning around for her.

(via spookybenny)

delva:

best looking mortgage advisor I’ve ever seen

delva:

best looking mortgage advisor I’ve ever seen

(via owlmylove)

starprincc:

STARK EXPO: Howard’s V.S. Tony’s version

(Source: sebby-captain-of-romania, via thesexyvampirequeen)

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

(via icyblueroses)